Liz doesn't like the name so imma go crawl under a rock. :'[

So, I was eating a sandwich today and I realized something... I have no idea which end of a sandwich you're suppose to eat first. Same with toast.
[If you ever find a sandwich this big call someone asap, and be like "OMFG THAT'S A HUGE SANDWICH I STUFFING MY FACE WITH."]
And during the last bite how do you keep everything from falling out? I hate when you're eating it, and all the sudden food falls on your lap and you're like. How am I suppose to get that off?
And where are you suppose to bite into an apple? You can't tell me it doesn't feel a little off biting right into the middle? And how do you know when to stop before you bite into the core, which in my opinion makes my appetite completely disappear for at least three seconds? Not that biting into an apple isn't enough of a risk for me because with my luck and worm that fills up the holes it comes in through so no one will notice it, will be hiding out in there somewhere.


Last question. How could someone possibly get plastic into one of these? I was eating one little innocent bite of a mozzarella stick and then i bit into what felt and tasted like plastic [yes I know what plastic tasted like, and it'd be a huge waste of time to ask me why.] But seriously, how, and why? Why would you do that, not to mention my grandma works there, so maybe I'll just ask her. Yeah sounds good. Thanks for all your help. <3.>